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Title: The O'Conors of Castle Conor


Author: Anthony Trollope



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Transcribed from the 1864 Chapman & Hall “Tales of All Countries” edition
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                THE O’CONORS OF CASTLE CONOR, COUNTY MAYO.


I SHALL never forget my first introduction to country life in Ireland, my
first day’s hunting there, or the manner in which I passed the evening
afterwards.  Nor shall I ever cease to be grateful for the hospitality
which I received from the O’Conors of Castle Conor.  My acquaintance with
the family was first made in the following manner.  But before I begin my
story, let me inform my reader that my name is Archibald Green.

I had been for a fortnight in Dublin, and was about to proceed into
county Mayo on business which would occupy me there for some weeks.  My
head-quarters would, I found, be at the town of Ballyglass; and I soon
learned that Ballyglass was not a place in which I should find hotel
accommodation of a luxurious kind, or much congenial society indigenous
to the place itself.

“But you are a hunting man, you say,” said old Sir P— C—; “and in that
case you will soon know Tom O’Conor.  Tom won’t let you be dull.  I’d
write you a letter to Tom, only he’ll certainly make you out without my
taking the trouble.”

I did think at the time that the old baronet might have written the
letter for me, as he had been a friend of my father’s in former days; but
he did not, and I started for Ballyglass with no other introduction to
any one in the county than that contained in Sir P—’s promise that I
should soon know Mr. Thomas O’Conor.

I had already provided myself with a horse, groom, saddle and bridle, and
these I sent down, en avant, that the Ballyglassians might know that I
was somebody.  Perhaps, before I arrived Tom O’Conor might learn that a
hunting man was coming into the neighbourhood, and I might find at the
inn a polite note intimating that a bed was at my service at Castle
Conor.  I had heard so much of the free hospitality of the Irish gentry
as to imagine that such a thing might be possible.

But I found nothing of the kind.  Hunting gentlemen in those days were
very common in county Mayo, and one horse was no great evidence of a
man’s standing in the world.  Men there as I learnt afterwards, are
sought for themselves quite as much as they are elsewhere; and though my
groom’s top-boots were neat, and my horse a very tidy animal, my entry
into Ballyglass created no sensation whatever.

In about four days after my arrival, when I was already infinitely
disgusted with the little Pot-house in which I was forced to stay, and
had made up my mind that the people in county Mayo were a churlish set, I
sent my horse on to a meet of the fox-hounds, and followed after myself
on an open car.

No one but an erratic fox-hunter such as I am,—a fox-hunter, I mean,
whose lot it has been to wander about from one pack of hounds to
another,—can understand the melancholy feeling which a man has when he
first intrudes himself, unknown by any one, among an entirely new set of
sportsmen.  When a stranger falls thus as it were out of the moon into a
hunt, it is impossible that men should not stare at him and ask who he
is.  And it is so disagreeable to be stared at, and to have such
questions asked!  This feeling does not come upon a man in Leicestershire
or Gloucestershire where the numbers are large, and a stranger or two
will always be overlooked, but in small hunting fields it is so painful
that a man has to pluck up much courage before he encounters it.

We met on the morning in question at Bingham’s Grove.  There were not
above twelve or fifteen men out, all of whom, or nearly all were cousins
to each other.  They seemed to be all Toms, and Pats, and Larrys, and
Micks.  I was done up very knowingly in pink, and thought that I looked
quite the thing, but for two or three hours nobody noticed me.

I had my eyes about me, however, and soon found out which of them was Tom
O’Conor.  He was a fine-looking fellow, thin and tall, but not largely
made, with a piercing gray eye, and a beautiful voice for speaking to a
hound.  He had two sons there also, short, slight fellows, but exquisite
horsemen.  I already felt that I had a kind of acquaintance with the
father, but I hardly knew on what ground to put in my claim.

We had no sport early in the morning.  It was a cold bleak February day,
with occasional storms of sleet.  We rode from cover to cover, but all in
vain.  “I am sorry, sir, that we are to have such a bad day, as you are a
stranger here,” said one gentleman to me.  This was Jack O’Conor, Tom’s
eldest son, my bosom friend for many a year after.  Poor Jack!  I fear
that the Encumbered Estates Court sent him altogether adrift upon the
world.

“We may still have a run from Poulnaroe, if the gentleman chooses to come
on,” said a voice coming from behind with a sharp trot.  It was Tom
O’Conor.

“Wherever the hounds go, I’ll follow,” said I.

“Then come on to Poulnaroe,” said Mr. O’Conor.  I trotted on quickly by
his side, and before we reached the cover had managed to slip in
something about Sir P. C.

“What the deuce!” said he.  “What! a friend of Sir P—’s?  Why the deuce
didn’t you tell me so?  What are you doing down here?  Where are you
staying?” &c. &c. &c.

At Poulnaroe we found a fox, but before we did so Mr. O’ Conor had asked
me over to Castle Conor.  And this he did in such a way that there was no
possibility of refusing him—or, I should rather say, of disobeying him.
For his invitation came quite in the tone of a command.

“You’ll come to us of course when the day is over—and let me see; we’re
near Ballyglass now, but the run will be right away in our direction.
Just send word for them to send your things to Castle Conor.”

“But they’re all about, and unpacked,” said I.

“Never mind.  Write a note and say what you want now, and go and get the
rest to-morrow yourself.  Here, Patsey!—Patsey! run into Ballyglass for
this gentleman at once.  Now don’t be long, for the chances are we shall
find here.”  And then, after giving some further hurried instructions he
left me to write a line in pencil to the innkeeper’s wife on the back of
a ditch.

This I accordingly did.  “Send my small portmanteau,” I said, “and all my
black dress clothes, and shirts, and socks, and all that, and above all
my dressing things which are on the little table, and the satin
neck-handkerchief, and whatever you do, mind you send my _pumps_;” and I
underscored the latter word; for Jack O’Conor, when his father left me,
went on pressing the invitation.  “My sisters are going to get up a
dance,” said he; “and if you are fond of that kind of things perhaps we
can amuse you.”  Now in those days I was very fond of dancing—and very
fond of young ladies too, and therefore glad enough to learn that Tom
O’Conor had daughters as well as sons.  On this account I was very
particular in underscoring the word pumps.

“And hurry, you young divil,” Jack O’Conor said to Patsey.

“I have told him to take the portmanteau over on a car,” said I.

“All right; then you’ll find it there on our arrival.”

We had an excellent run, in which I may make bold to say that I did not
acquit myself badly.  I stuck very close to the hounds, as did the whole
of the O’Conor brood; and when the fellow contrived to earth himself, as
he did, I received those compliments on my horse, which is the most
approved praise which one fox-hunter ever gives to another.

“We’ll buy that fellow of you before we let you go,” said Peter, the
youngest son.

“I advise you to look sharp after your money if you sell him to my
brother,” said Jack.

And then we trotted slowly off to Castle Conor, which, however, was by no
means near to us.  “We have ten miles to go;—good Irish miles,” said the
father.  “I don’t know that I ever remember a fox from Poulnaroe taking
that line before.”

“He wasn’t a Poulnaroe fox,” said Peter.

“I don’t know that;” said Jack; and then they debated that question
hotly.

Our horses were very tired, and it was late before we reached Mr.
O’Conor’s house.  That getting home from hunting with a thoroughly weary
animal, who has no longer sympathy or example to carry him on, is very
tedious work.  In the present instance I had company with me; but when a
man is alone, when his horse toes at every ten steps, when the night is
dark and the rain pouring, and there are yet eight miles of road to be
conquered,—at such time a man is almost apt to swear that he will give up
hunting.

At last we were in the Castle Conor stable yard;—for we had approached
the house by some back way; and as we entered the house by a door leading
through a wilderness of back passages, Mr. O’Conor said out loud, “Now,
boys, remember I sit down to dinner in twenty minutes.”  And then turning
expressly to me, he laid his hand kindly upon my shoulder and said, “I
hope you will make yourself quite at home at Castle Conor, and whatever
you do, don’t keep us waiting for dinner.  You can dress in twenty
minutes, I suppose?”

“In ten!” said I, glibly.

“That’s well.  Jack and Peter will show you your room,” and so he turned
away and left us.

My two young friends made their way into the great hall, and thence into
the drawing-room, and I followed them.  We were all dressed in pink, and
had waded deep through bog and mud.  I did not exactly know whither I was
being led in this guise, but I soon found myself in the presence of two
young ladies, and of a girl about thirteen years of age.

“My sisters,” said Jack, introducing me very laconically; “Miss O’Conor,
Miss Kate O’Conor, Miss Tizzy O’Conor.”

“My name is not Tizzy,” said the younger; “it’s Eliza.  How do you do,
sir?  I hope you had a fine hunt!  Was papa well up, Jack?”

Jack did not condescend to answer this question, but asked one of the
elder girls whether anything had come, and whether a room had been made
ready for me.

“Oh yes!” said Miss O’Conor; “they came, I know, for I saw them brought
into the house; and I hope Mr. Green will find everything comfortable.”
As she said this I thought I saw a slight smile steal across her
remarkably pretty mouth.

They were both exceedingly pretty girls.  Fanny the elder wore long
glossy curls,—for I write, oh reader, of bygone days, as long ago as
that, when ladies wore curls if it pleased them so to do, and gentlemen
danced in pumps, with black handkerchiefs round their necks,—yes, long
black, or nearly black silken curls; and then she had such eyes;—I never
knew whether they were most wicked or most bright; and her face was all
dimples, and each dimple was laden with laughter and laden with love.
Kate was probably the prettier girl of the two, but on the whole not so
attractive.  She was fairer than her sister, and wore her hair in braids;
and was also somewhat more demure in her manner.

In spite of the special injunctions of Mr. O’Conor senior, it was
impossible not to loiter for five minutes over the drawing-room fire
talking to these houris—more especially as I seemed to know them
intimately by intuition before half of the five minutes was over.  They
were so easy, so pretty, so graceful, so kind, they seemed to take it so
much as a matter of course that I should stand there talking in my red
coat and muddy boots.

“Well; do go and dress yourselves,” at last said Fanny, pretending to
speak to her brothers but looking more especially a me.  “You know how
mad papa will be.  And remember Mr. Green, we expect great things from
your dancing to-night.  Your coming just at this time is such a Godsend.”
And again that soupçon of a smile passed over her face.

I hurried up to my room, Peter and Jack coming with me to the door.  “Is
everything right?” said Peter, looking among the towels and water-jugs.
“They’ve given you a decent fire for a wonder,” said Jack, stirring up
the red hot turf which blazed in the grate.  “All right as a trivet,”
said I.  “And look alive like a good fellow,” said Jack.  We had scowled
at each other in the morning as very young men do when they are
strangers; and now, after a few hours, we were intimate friends.

I immediately turned to my work, and was gratified to find that all my
things were laid out ready for dressing; my portmanteau had of course
come open, as my keys were in my pocket, and therefore some of the
excellent servants of the house had been able to save me all the trouble
of unpacking.  There was my shirt hanging before the fire; my black
clothes were spread upon the bed, my socks and collar and handkerchief
beside them; my brushes were on the toilet table, and everything prepared
exactly as though my own man had been there.  How nice!

I immediately went to work at getting off my spurs and boots, and then
proceeded to loosen the buttons at my knees.  In doing this I sat down in
the arm-chair which had been drawn up for me, opposite the fire.  But
what was the object on which my eyes then fell;—the objects I should
rather say!

Immediately in front of my chair was placed, just ready for may feet, an
enormous pair of shooting-boots—half-boots made to lace up round the
ankles, with thick double leather soles, and each bearing half a stone of
iron in the shape of nails and heel-pieces.  I had superintended the
making of these shoes in Burlington Arcade with the greatest diligence.
I was never a good shot; and, like some other sportsmen, intended to make
up for my deficiency in performance by the excellence of my shooting
apparel.  “Those nails are not large enough,” I had said; “nor nearly
large enough.”  But when the boots came home they struck even me as being
too heavy, too metalsome.  “He, he, he,” laughed the boot boy as he
turned them up for me to look at.  It may therefore be imagined of what
nature were the articles which were thus set out for the evening’s
dancing.

And then the way in which they were placed!  When I saw this the
conviction flew across my mind like a flash of lightning that the
preparation had been made under other eyes than those of the servant.
The heavy big boots were placed so prettily before the chair, and the
strings of each were made to dangle down at the sides, as though just
ready for tying!  They seemed to say, the boots did, “Now, make haste.
We at any rate are ready—you cannot say that you were kept waiting for
us.”  No mere servant’s hand had ever enabled a pair of boots to laugh at
one so completely.

But what was I to do?  I rushed at the small portmanteau, thinking that
my pumps also might be there.  The woman surely could not have been such
a fool as to send me those tons of iron for my evening wear!  But, alas,
alas! no pumps were there.  There was nothing else in the way of covering
for my feet; not even a pair of slippers.

And now what was I to do?  The absolute magnitude of my misfortune only
loomed upon me by degrees.  The twenty minutes allowed by that stern old
paterfamilias were already gone and I had done nothing towards dressing.
And indeed it was impossible that I should do anything that would be of
avail.  I could not go down to dinner in my stocking feet, nor could I
put on my black dress trousers, over a pair of mud-painted top-boots.  As
for those iron-soled horrors—; and then I gave one of them a kick with
the side of my bare foot which sent it half way under the bed.

But what was I to do?  I began washing myself and brushing my hair with
this horrid weight upon my mind.  My first plan was to go to bed, and
send down word that I had been taken suddenly ill in the stomach; then to
rise early in the morning and get away unobserved.  But by such a course
of action I should lose all chance of any further acquaintance with those
pretty girls!  That they were already aware of the extent of my
predicament, and were now enjoying it—of that I was quite sure.

What if I boldly put on the shooting-boots, and clattered down to dinner
in them?  What if I took the bull by the horns, and made, myself, the
most of the joke?  This might be very well for the dinner, but it would
be a bad joke for me when the hour for dancing came.  And, alas!  I felt
that I lacked the courage.  It is not every man that can walk down to
dinner, in a strange house full of ladies, wearing such boots as those I
have described.

Should I not attempt to borrow a pair?  This, all the world will say,
should have been my first idea.  But I have not yet mentioned that I am
myself a large-boned man, and that my feet are especially well developed.
I had never for a moment entertained a hope that I should find any one in
that house whose boot I could wear.  But at last I rang the bell.  I
would send for Jack, and if everything failed, I would communicate my
grief to him.

I had to ring twice before anybody came.  The servants, I well knew, were
putting the dinner on the table.  At last a man entered the room, dressed
in rather shabby black, whom I afterwards learned to be the butler.

“What is your name, my friend?” said I, determined to make an ally of the
man.

“My name?  Why Larry sure, yer honer.  And the masther is out of his
sinses in a hurry, becase yer honer don’t come down.”

“Is he though?  Well now, Larry; tell me this; which of all the gentlemen
in the house has got the largest foot?”

“Is it the largest foot, yer honer?” said Larry, altogether surprised by
my question.

“Yes; the largest foot,” and then I proceeded to explain to him my
misfortune.  He took up first my top-boot, and then the shooting-boot—in
looking at which he gazed with wonder at the nails;—and then he glanced
at my feet, measuring them with his eye; and after this he pronounced his
opinion.

“Yer honer couldn’t wear a morsel of leather belonging to ere a one of
’em, young or ould.  There niver was a foot like that yet among the
O’Conors.”

“But are there no strangers staying here?”

“There’s three or four on ’em come in to dinner; but they’ll be wanting
their own boots I’m thinking.  And there’s young Misther Dillon; he’s
come to stay.  But Lord love you—” and he again looked at the enormous
extent which lay between the heel and the toe of the shooting apparatus
which he still held in his hand.  “I niver see such a foot as that in the
whole barony,” he said, “barring my own.”

Now Larry was a large man, much larger altogether than myself, and as he
said this I looked down involuntarily at his feet; or rather at his foot,
for as he stood I could only see one.  And then a sudden hope filled my
heart.  On that foot there glittered a shoe—not indeed such as were my
own which were now resting ingloriously at Ballyglass while they were so
sorely needed at Castle Conor; but one which I could wear before ladies,
without shame—and in my present frame of mind with infinite contentment.

“Let me look at that one of your own,” said I to the man, as though it
were merely a subject for experimental inquiry.  Larry, accustomed to
obedience, took off the shoe and handed it to me.

My own foot was immediately in it, and I found that it fitted me like a
glove.

“And now the other,” said I—not smiling, for a smile would have put him
on his guard; but somewhat sternly, so that that habit of obedience
should not desert him at this perilous moment.  And then I stretched out
my hand.

“But yer honer can’t keep ’em, you know,” said he.  “I haven’t the ghost
of another shoe to my feet.”  But I only looked more sternly than before,
and still held out my hand.  Custom prevailed.  Larry stooped down
slowly, looking at me the while, and pulling off the other slipper handed
it to me with much hesitation.  Alas! as I put it to my foot I found that
it was old, and worn, and irredeemably down at heel;—that it was in fact
no counterpart at all to that other one which was to do duty as its
fellow.  But nevertheless I put my foot into it, and felt that a descent
to the drawing-room was now possible.

“But yer honer will give ’em back to a poor man?” said Larry almost
crying.  “The masther’s mad this minute becase the dinner’s not up.
Glory to God, only listhen to that!”  And as he spoke a tremendous peal
rang out from some bell down stairs that had evidently been shaken by an
angry hand.

“Larry,” said I—and I endeavoured to assume a look of very grave
importance as I spoke—“I look to you to assist me in this matter.”

“Och—wirra sthrue then, and will you let me go? just listhen to that,”
and another angry peal rang out, loud and repeated.

“If you do as I ask you,” I continued, “you shall be well rewarded.  Look
here; look at these boots,” and I held up the shooting-shoes new from
Burlington Arcade.  “They cost thirty shillings—thirty shillings! and I
will give them to you for the loan of this pair of slippers.”

“They’d be no use at all to me, yer honer; not the laist use in life.”

“You could do with them very well for to-night, and then you could sell
them.  And here are ten shillings besides,” and I held out half a
sovereign which the poor fellow took into his hand.

I waited no further parley but immediately walked out of the room.  With
one foot I was sufficiently pleased.  As regarded that I felt that I had
overcome my difficulty.  But the other was not so satisfactory.  Whenever
I attempted to lift it from the ground the horrid slipper would fall off,
or only just hang by the toe.  As for dancing, that would be out of the
question.

“Och, murther, murther,” sang out Larry, as he heard me going down
stairs.  “What will I do at all?  Tare and ’ounds; there, he’s at it
agin, as mad as blazes.”  This last exclamation had reference to another
peal which was evidently the work of the master’s hand.

I confess I was not quite comfortable as I walked down stairs.  In the
first place I was nearly half an hour late, and I knew from the vigour of
the peals that had sounded that my slowness had already been made the
subject of strong remarks.  And then my left shoe went flop, flop, on
every alternate step of the stairs.  By no exertion of my foot in the
drawing up of my toe could I induce it to remain permanently fixed upon
my foot.  But over and above and worse than all this was the conviction
strong upon my mind that I should become a subject of merriment to the
girls as soon as I entered the room.  They would understand the cause of
my distress, and probably at this moment were expecting to hear me
clatter through the stone hall with those odious metal boots.

However, I hurried down and entered the drawing-room, determined to keep
my position near the door, so that I might have as little as possible to
do on entering and as little as possible in going out.  But I had other
difficulties in store for me.  I had not as yet been introduced to Mrs.
O’Conor; nor to Miss O’Conor, the squire’s unmarried sister.

“Upon my word I thought you were never coming,” said Mr. O’Conor as soon
as he saw me.  “It is just one hour since we entered the house.  Jack, I
wish you would find out what has come to that fellow Larry,” and again he
rang the bell.  He was too angry, or it might be too impatient to go
through the ceremony of introducing me to anybody.

I saw that the two girls looked at me very sharply, but I stood at the
back of an arm-chair so that no one could see my feet.  But that little
imp Tizzy walked round deliberately, looked at my heels, and then walked
back again.  It was clear that she was in the secret.

There were eight or ten people in the room, but I was too much fluttered
to notice well who they were.

“Mamma,” said Miss O’Conor, “let me introduce Mr. Green to you.”

It luckily happened that Mrs. O’Conor was on the same side of the fire as
myself, and I was able to take the hand which she offered me without
coming round into the middle of the circle.  Mrs. O’Conor was a little
woman, apparently not of much importance in the world, but, if one might
judge from first appearance, very good-natured.

“And my aunt Die, Mr. Green,” said Kate, pointing to a very
straight-backed, grim-looking lady, who occupied a corner of a sofa, on
the opposite side of the hearth.  I knew that politeness required that I
should walk across the room and make acquaintance with her.  But under
the existing circumstances how was I to obey the dictates of politeness?
I was determined therefore to stand my ground, and merely bowed across
the room at Miss O’Conor.  In so doing I made an enemy who never deserted
me during the whole of my intercourse with the family.  But for her, who
knows who might have been sitting opposite to me as I now write?

“Upon my word, Mr. Green, the ladies will expect much from an Adonis who
takes so long over his toilet,” said Tom O’Conor in that cruel tone of
banter which he knew so well how to use.

“You forget, father, that men in London can’t jump in and out of their
clothes as quick as we wild Irishmen,” said Jack.

“Mr. Green knows that we expect a great deal from him this evening.  I
hope you polk well, Mr. Green,” said Kate.

I muttered something about never dancing, but I knew that that which I
said was inaudible.

“I don’t think Mr. Green will dance,” said Tizzy; “at least not much.”
The impudence of that child was, I think, unparalleled by any that I have
ever witnessed.

“But in the name of all that’s holy, why don’t we have dinner?”  And Mr.
O’Conor thundered at the door.  “Larry, Larry, Larry!” he screamed.

“Yes, yer honer, it’ll be all right in two seconds,” answered Larry, from
some bottomless abyss.  “Tare an’ ages; what’ll I do at all,” I heard him
continuing, as he made his way into the hall.  Oh what a clatter he made
upon the pavement,—for it was all stone!  And how the drops of
perspiration stood upon my brow as I listened to him!

And then there was a pause, for the man had gone into the dining-room.  I
could see now that Mr. O’Conor was becoming very angry, and Jack the
eldest son—oh, how often he and I have laughed over all this since—left
the drawing-room for the second time.  Immediately afterwards Larry’s
footsteps were again heard, hurrying across the hall, and then there was
a great slither, and an exclamation, and the noise of a fall—and I could
plainly hear poor Larry’s head strike against the stone floor.

“Ochone, ochone!” he cried at the top of his voice—“I’m murthered with
’em now intirely; and d— ’em for boots—St. Peter be good to me.”

There was a general rush into the hall, and I was carried with the
stream.  The poor fellow who had broken his head would be sure to tell
how I had robbed him of his shoes.  The coachman was already helping him
up, and Peter good-naturedly lent a hand.

“What on earth is the matter?” said Mr. O’Conor.

“He must be tipsy,” whispered Miss O’Conor, the maiden sister.

“I aint tipsy at all thin,” said Larry, getting up and rubbing the back
of his head, and sundry other parts of his body.  “Tipsy indeed!”  And
then he added when he was quite upright, “The dinner is sarved—at last.”

And he bore it all without telling!  “I’ll give that fellow a guinea
to-morrow morning,” said I to myself—“if it’s the last that I have in the
world.”

I shall never forget the countenance of the Miss O’Conors as Larry
scrambled up cursing the unfortunate boots—“What on earth has he got on?”
said Mr. O’Conor.

“Sorrow take ’em for shoes,” ejaculated Larry.  But his spirit was good
and he said not a word to betray me.

We all then went in to dinner how we best could.  It was useless for us
to go back into the drawing-room, that each might seek his own partner.
Mr. O’Conor “the masther,” not caring much for the girls who were around
him, and being already half beside himself with the confusion and delay,
led the way by himself.  I as a stranger should have given my arm to Mrs.
O’Conor; but as it was I took her eldest daughter instead, and contrived
to shuffle along into the dining-room without exciting much attention,
and when there I found myself happily placed between Kate and Fanny.

“I never knew anything so awkward,” said Fanny; “I declare I can’t
conceive what has come to our old servant Larry.  He’s generally the most
precise person in the world, and now he is nearly an hour late—and then
he tumbles down in the hall.”

“I am afraid I am responsible for the delay,” said I.

“But not for the tumble I suppose,” said Kate from the other side.  I
felt that I blushed up to the eyes, but I did not dare to enter into
explanations.

“Tom,” said Tizzy, addressing her father across the table, “I hope you
had a good run to-day.”  It did seem odd to me that young lady should
call her father Tom, but such was the fact.

“Well; pretty well,” said Mr. O’Conor.

“And I hope you were up with the hounds.”

“You may ask Mr. Green that.  He at any rate was with them, and therefore
he can tell you.”

“Oh, he wasn’t before you, I know.  No Englishman could get before you;—I
am quite sure of that.”

“Don’t you be impertinent, miss,” said Kate.  “You can easily see, Mr.
Green, that papa spoils my sister Eliza.”

“Do you hunt in top-boots, Mr. Green?” said Tizzy.

To this I made no answer.  She would have drawn me into a conversation
about my feet in half a minute, and the slightest allusion to the subject
threw me into a fit of perspiration.

“Are you fond of hunting, Miss O’Conor?” asked I, blindly hurrying into
any other subject of conversation.

Miss O’Conor owned that she was fond of hunting—just a little; only papa
would not allow it.  When the hounds met anywhere within reach of Castle
Conor, she and Kate would ride out to look at them; and if papa was not
there that day,—an omission of rare occurrence,—they would ride a few
fields with the hounds.

“But he lets Tizzy keep with them the whole day,” said she, whispering.

“And has Tizzy a pony of her own?”

“Oh yes, Tizzy has everything.  She’s papa’s pet, you know.”

“And whose pet are you?” I asked.

“Oh—I am nobody’s pet, unless sometimes Jack makes a pet of me when he’s
in a good humour.  Do you make pets of your sisters, Mr. Green?”

“I have none.  But if I had I should not make pets of them.”

“Not of your own sisters?”

“No.  As for myself, I’d sooner make a pet of my friend’s sister; a great
deal.”

“How very unnatural,” said Miss O’Conor, with the prettiest look of
surprise imaginable.

“Not at all unnatural I think,” said I, looking tenderly and lovingly
into her face.  Where does one find girls so pretty, so easy, so sweet,
so talkative as the Irish girls?  And then with all their talking and all
their ease who ever hears of their misbehaving?  They certainly love
flirting, as they also love dancing.  But they flirt without mischief and
without malice.

I had now quite forgotten my misfortune, and was beginning to think how
well I should like to have Fanny O’Conor for my wife.  In this frame of
mind I was bending over towards her as a servant took away a plate from
the other side, when a sepulchral note sounded in my ear.  It was like
the memento mori of the old Roman;—as though some one pointed in the
midst of my bliss to the sword hung over my head by a thread.  It was the
voice of Larry, whispering in his agony just above my head—

“They’s disthroying my poor feet intirely, intirely; so they is!  I can’t
bear it much longer, yer honer.”  I had committed murder like Macbeth;
and now my Banquo had come to disturb me at my feast.

“What is it he says to you?” asked Fanny.

“Oh nothing,” I answered, once more in my misery.

“There seems to be some point of confidence between you and our Larry,”
she remarked.

“Oh no,” said I, quite confused; “not at all.”

“You need not be ashamed of it.  Half the gentlemen in the county have
their confidences with Larry;—and some of the ladies too, I can tell you.
He was born in this house, and never lived anywhere else; and I am sure
he has a larger circle of acquaintance than any one else in it.”

I could not recover my self-possession for the next ten minutes.
Whenever Larry was on our side of the table I was afraid he was coming to
me with another agonised whisper.  When he was opposite, I could not but
watch him as he hobbled in his misery.  It was evident that the boots
were too tight for him, and had they been made throughout of iron they
could not have been less capable of yielding to the feet.  I pitied him
from the bottom of my heart.  And I pitied myself also, wishing that I
was well in bed upstairs with some feigned malady, so that Larry might
have had his own again.

And then for a moment I missed him from the room.  He had doubtless gone
to relieve his tortured feet in the servants’ hall, and as he did so was
cursing my cruelty.  But what mattered it?  Let him curse.  If he would
only stay away and do that, I would appease his wrath when we were alone
together with pecuniary satisfaction.

But there was no such rest in store for me.  “Larry, Larry,” shouted Mr.
O’Conor, “where on earth has the fellow gone to?”  They were all cousins
at the table except myself, and Mr. O’Conor was not therefore restrained
by any feeling of ceremony.  “There is something wrong with that fellow
to-day; what is it, Jack?”

“Upon my word, sir, I don’t know,” said Jack.

“I think he must be tipsy,” whispered Miss O’Conor, the maiden sister,
who always sat at her brother’s left hand.  But a whisper though it was,
it was audible all down the table.

“No, ma’am; it aint dhrink at all,” said the coachman.  “It is his feet
as does it.”

“His feet!” shouted Tom O’Conor.

“Yes; I know it’s his feet,” said that horrid Tizzy.  “He’s got on great
thick nailed shoes.  It was that that made him tumble down in the hall.”

I glanced at each side of me, and could see that there was a certain
consciousness expressed in the face of each of my two neighbours;—on
Kate’s mouth there was decidedly a smile, or rather, perhaps, the
slightest possible inclination that way; whereas on Fanny’s part I
thought I saw something like a rising sorrow at my distress.  So at least
I flattered myself.

“Send him back into the room immediately,” said Tom, who looked at me as
though he had some consciousness that I had introduced all this confusion
into his household.  What should I do?  Would it not be best for me to
make clean breast of it before them all?  But alas!  I lacked the
courage.

The coachman went out, and we were left for five minutes without any
servant, and Mr. O’Conor the while became more and more savage.  I
attempted to say a word to Fanny, but failed.  Vox faucibus haesit.

“I don’t think he has got any others,” said Tizzy—“at least none others
left.”

On the whole I am glad I did not marry into the family, as I could not
have endured that girl to stay in my house as a sister-in-law.

“Where the d— has that other fellow gone to?” said Tom.  “Jack, do go out
and see what is the matter.  If anybody is drunk send for me.”

“Oh, there is nobody drunk,” said Tizzy.

Jack went out, and the coachman returned; but what was done and said I
hardly remember.  The whole room seemed to swim round and round, and as
far as I can recollect the company sat mute, neither eating nor drinking.
Presently Jack returned.

“It’s all right,” said he.  I always liked Jack.  At the present moment
he just looked towards me and laughed slightly.

“All right?” said Tom.  “But is the fellow coming?”

“We can do with Richard, I suppose,” said Jack.

“No—I can’t do with Richard,” said the father.  “And will know what it
all means.  Where is that fellow Larry?”

Larry had been standing just outside the door, and now he entered gently
as a mouse.  No sound came from his footfall, nor was there in his face
that look of pain which it had worn for the last fifteen minutes.  But he
was not the less abashed, frightened and unhappy.

“What is all this about, Larry?” said his master, turning to him.  “I
insist upon knowing.”

“Och thin, Mr. Green, yer honer, I wouldn’t be afther telling agin yer
honer; indeed I wouldn’t thin, av’ the masther would only let me hould my
tongue.”  And he looked across at me, deprecating my anger.

“Mr. Green!” said Mr. O’Conor.

“Yes, yer honer.  It’s all along of his honer’s thick shoes;” and Larry,
stepping backwards towards the door, lifted them up from some corner, and
coming well forward, exposed them with the soles uppermost to the whole
table.

“And that’s not all, yer honer; but they’ve squoze the very toes of me
into a jelly.”

There was now a loud laugh, in which Jack and Peter and Fanny and Kate
and Tizzy all joined; as too did Mr. O’Conor—and I also myself after a
while.

“Whose boots are they?” demanded Miss O’Conor senior, with her severest
tone and grimmest accent.

“’Deed then and the divil may have them for me, Miss,” answered Larry.
“They war Mr. Green’s, but the likes of him won’t wear them agin afther
the likes of me—barring he wanted them very particular,” added he,
remembering his own pumps.

I began muttering something, feeling that the time had come when I must
tell the tale.  But Jack with great good nature, took up the story and
told it so well, that I hardly suffered in the telling.

“And that’s it,” said Tom O’Conor, laughing till I thought he would have
fallen from his chair.  “So you’ve got Larry’s shoes on—”

“And very well he fills them,” said Jack.

“And it’s his honer that’s welcome to ’em,” said Larry, grinning from ear
to ear now that he saw that “the masther” was once more in a good humour.

“I hope they’ll be nice shoes for dancing,” said Kate.

“Only there’s one down at the heel I know,” said Tizzy.

“The servant’s shoes!”  This was an exclamation made by the maiden lady,
and intended apparently only for her brother’s ear.  But it was clearly
audible by all the party.

“Better that than no dinner,” said Peter.

“But what are you to do about the dancing?” said Fanny, with an air of
dismay on her face which flattered me with an idea that she did care
whether I danced or no.

In the mean time Larry, now as happy as an emperor, was tripping round
the room without any shoes to encumber him as he withdrew the plates from
the table.

“And it’s his honer that’s welcome to ’em,” said he again, as he pulled
off the table-cloth with a flourish.  “And why wouldn’t he, and he able
to folly the hounds betther nor any Englishman that iver war in these
parts before,—anyways so Mick says!”

Now Mick was the huntsman, and this little tale of eulogy from Larry went
far towards easing my grief.  I had ridden well to the hounds that day,
and I knew it.

There was nothing more said about the shoes, and I was soon again at my
ease, although Miss O’Conor did say something about the impropriety of
Larry walking about in his stocking feet.  The ladies however soon
withdrew,—to my sorrow, for I was getting on swimmingly with Fanny; and
then we gentlemen gathered round the fire and filled our glasses.

In about ten minutes a very light tap was heard, the door was opened to
the extent of three inches, and a female voice which I readily recognised
called to Jack.

Jack went out, and in a second or two put his head back into the room and
called to me—“Green,” he said, “just step here moment, there’s a good
fellow.”  I went out, and there I found Fanny standing with her brother.

“Here are the girls at their wits’ ends,” said he, “about your dancing.
So Fanny has put a boy upon one of the horse and proposes that you should
send another line to Mrs. Meehan at Ballyglass.  It’s only ten miles, and
he’ll be back in two hours.”

I need hardly say that I acted in conformity with this advice, I went
into Mr. O’Conor’s book room, with Jack and his sister, and there
scribbled a note.  I was delightful to feel how intimate I was with them,
and how anxious they were to make me happy.

“And we won’t begin till they come,” said Fanny.

“Oh, Miss O’Conor, pray don’t wait,” said I.

“Oh, but we will,” she answered.  “You have your wine to drink, and then
there’s the tea; and then we’ll have a song two.  I’ll spin it out; see
if I don’t.”  And so we went to the front door where the boy was already
on his horse—her own nag as I afterwards found.

“And Patsey,” said she, “ride for your life; and Patsey, whatever you do,
don’t come back without Mr. Green’s pumps—his dancing-shoes you know.”

And in about two hours the pumps did arrive; and I don’t think I ever
spent a pleasanter evening or got more satisfaction out of a pair of
shoes.  They had not been two minutes on my feet before Larry was
carrying a tray of negus across the room in those which I had worn at
dinner.

“The Dillon girls are going to stay here,” said Fanny as I wished her
good night at two o’clock.  “And we’ll have dancing every evening as long
as you remain.”

“But I shall leave to-morrow,” said I.

“Indeed you won’t.  Papa will take care of that.”

And so he did.  “You had better go over to Ballyglass yourself
to-morrow,” said he, “and collect your own things.  There’s no knowing
else what you may have to borrow of Larry.”

I stayed there three weeks, and in the middle of the third I thought that
everything would be arranged between me and Fanny.  But the aunt
interfered; and in about a twelvemonth after my adventures she consented
to make a more fortunate man happy for his life.




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